La cockroach

I need to name it, and on top of that, I need to find it. I call it it, because I'm not sure how to decide gender on them just yet.. I will wikipedia later, for sure. I wonder if they bite, so close calling my entomology/pesticide friend, but worried that she is busy or wants to kill my new pet. Pets are not allowed in my flat, but if they like move in without you approving of it, I cannot be blamed can I? And then, if I had one of those fighting beetles would he track down and kill that Cucaracha? I wish main man Minty would be here, he would have wasted that little sucker hours ago.